Explanation of ratings |
Haunted Hollywood Beaverton Mall. Look for the fire. Overall Rating = 4. | |
Good | Not So Good |
Fire! Cool fire effects. Don't leave the waiting area without seeing the doors burst open with flame! | Too many child actors. Elevator effect was not working. Writing needs work. Not scary. Pretty short. |
Institute of Terror Portland Meadows. Overall Ratings: Terror = 4, Terror Too (3D) = 7. | |
Good | Not So Good |
Terror - The butcher was enthusiastic. | Main house was surprisingly static. Seemed like some volunteers didn't show up. Empty maze was a waste. Over-priced. |
Terror Too (3D) - Cool 3D effects. Many animated items. Much cooler than the main house. A must see for Portland. | 3D house was cool - not much to say here. |
Dr. Saito's Screamland SE 82nd & King. Overall Ratings: Freak Show = 5, Fun House = 4. | |
Good | Not So Good |
Cool posters outside depict scenes inside. The spider woman was cool. |
Freak Show was surprisingly static. Seemed like they ran out of money. Over-priced. |
Fun House - Same 3D effects as Terror Too above, but not as well done. No point in going to this when you can go to a much better one that uses the 3D effects. |
Nightmare on Alder SW Alder and 5th. Overall Rating: 3. | |
Good | Not So Good |
Several staff were missing. Not much going on. Over-priced. |
Haunting of Knights Bridge Knights Bridge Rd in CanbyOverall Rating: 5. | |
Good | Not So Good |
Over-dependence on poorly dressed pop-up mechanical stuff. |
Monster Factory 2000 6517 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale HighwayOverall Rating: 6. | |
Good | Not So Good |
Evil clowns Flying body parts Not for children Good value |
10 | Great | 5 | Fair/Average |
9 | Very Good | 4 | Below Average |
8 | Good | 3 | Kinda Weak |
7 | Pretty Good | 2 | Weak |
6 | Above Average | 1 | Gawdawful |
GOOD | BAD |
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Good acting with real characters that don't just jump out and scream. | 10 year olds in Freddy Kruger masks going "AHHHH!" |
Cool electrical and lighting effects. | Oh boy, a strobe! |
Convincing gore. | A bottle of ketchup and some rubber limbs. |
Cool mechanical effects and surprises. | Someone shaking a can of beans. |
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